Steven Seagal Lawman

October 1st, 2009 in Stuff by E

If you have ever dreamed of receiving a round-house kick to the face from Nico Toscani, you might just be in luck. It seems that Steven Seagal, one of the most bad-ass, yet severely retarded action stars of the 90’s is actually a Jefferson Parish, Louisiana Sheriff.

Thanks for the good people over at A&E we are all now going to be blessed with another injection of pure Seagal bad-ass. That’s right, starting in December A&E will be airing a new series called Steven Seagal Lawman.

The new reality show “will allow fans to ride shotgun with Seagal as he and his hand-selected elite team of deputies respond to crimes in progress. Then, when Seagal goes off duty, the cameras will continue following him as he pursues his many ventures, including musical performances and philanthropic efforts in Jefferson Parish and New Orleans”.

I can’t tell you how delighted I am to know that Nico is spending his days and nights casually executing undergarment free combat sequences on the unsuspecting criminal element of Jefferson Parish.

I will absolutely be watching this show.